Women,

it is either that they do not know what they want,
or
they really don't know what they want...

Here are some pointers that women would wanna
know from the guys point of view...

nicely compiled...
so ladies, here goes...


Men ARE NOT mind readers.

Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you
leaving it down.

Crying is blackmail.

Ask for what you want. Let us be
clear on this one: Subtle hints do not
work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious
hints do not work! Just say it!

Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable
answers to almost every question.

Come to us with a problem only If
you want help solving it. That's what
we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are
for.

A headache that lasts for 17 months
is a problem. See a doctor.

Anything we said 6 months ago is
inadmissible in an argument. In fact,
all comments become null and void after
7 Days.

If you think you're fat, you
probably are. Don't ask us.

If something we said can be
interpreted two ways and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant
the other one.

You can either ask us to do
something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it,
just do it yourself.

Whenever possible, Please say
whatever you have to say during
commercials.

Christopher Columbus did NOT need
directions and neither do we.

ALL men see in only 16 colors, like
Windows default settings. Peach, for
example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no
idea what mauve is.

If it itches, it will Be scratched.
We do that.

If we ask what is wrong and you say
"nothing," We will act like nothing's
wrong. We know you are lying, but it is
just not worth the hassle.

If you ask a question you don't want
an answer to, Expect an answer you
don't want to hear.

When we have to go somewhere,
absolutely anything you wear Is
fine...Really.

Don't ask us what we're thinking
about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball, the
shotgun formation, or golf.

I am in shape. Round IS a shape!